Diane was a very special girl. The circumstances we met under were definitely unusual. I was actually speaking to her roomate Yelena online, and once as a joke, Yelena mentioned that there is a very cute asian girl nearby. I of course, took the initiative, and wrote in big letters “HELLO NURSE!!!!” a la animanics. After that, I decided to find out who this girl is, and asked Victoria (a MIT girl I know) for help. Victoria provided me with the WILG directory, and after a bit of sniffing, I was soon certain Diane Yang is the girl. I googled her, and after collecting a bit of information (including her picture, kissass.gif), I confronted Yelena with the information (along with some bluffs that I made up) and soon after Yelena told Diane about my stalking progress. Diane soon IMed me “you’ve got me 
)”… and hence the journey began.
