I am a huge fan of Stephen Colbert’s “The Colbert Report”. For more than a year now, Stephen Colbert had been able to “shock and awe” his guests with outrageous comments and antics. Last night however, Jane Fonda completely turned the table on him. As soon as the interview started, she got up and sat on Stephen Colbert’s lap and began to fondle him. I am not sure whether to be amused or disgusted. On one hand, seeing Stephen Colbert completely flustered for once is just priceless. On the other hand, a 69 year old woman fondling a man is just quite disturbing. You can judge for yourself:
In other news, Paris Hilton has been sentenced to jail for drunk driving! In a move that is characteristic of an attention whore, Paris Hilton has started a petition online to get herself pardoned.
Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail – by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her.
In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, “My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!” The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims “the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.”
Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.
Seriously, wtf? I for one, am signing this petition.
To: California Judicial System
Paris Hilton is a spoiled useless whore, and the world would be far better off if she were just left in jail indefinitely, or perhaps sent to Iraq just to see what happens.
Sign this petition if you think 45 days in jail is too light a sentence for being a vacuous waste of carbon.Sincerely,
The Undersigned
