“I dream of things that never were, and ask why not.” – RFK
Posted in Jokes on Mar 13th, 2004
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how another woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the [...]
Posted in Jokes on Mar 6th, 2004
Now this is OK to say Luser b/c it was a vendor. After meeting vendor wants to see my “intrastructure”… so I take him to the server room which due to some repairs has a HUGE A/C unit with a big silver pipe going into the ceiling. Geek that I am I have affixed a [...]
Posted in Jokes on Mar 6th, 2004
Here are the top 10 reasons: 10) You’ve just been ordered to migrate from sendmail to Exchange server. 9) Your boss, let’s just call him Bill, insists upon being given root priviledges, in spite of the fact that he constantly breaks things even with mere user priviledges. Your boss won’t let you filter out .vbs [...]
Posted in Jokes on Mar 1st, 2004
ROME, Georgia (AP) — Tickets at one movie theater screening Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ” are being deemed decidedly unholy. The number 666, which many Christians recognize as the “mark of the beast,” is appearing on movie tickets for Gibson’s film at a Georgia theater, drawing complaints from some moviegoers. The machine that [...]
Posted in Jokes on Feb 29th, 2004
I first hosted the academy awards 13 years ago; you know how different it was, bush was president, the economy was tanking, and we just finished a war with Iraq.
